• Can’t… handle… speed…
  • Flip Phones…
  • Best Girlfriend Ever
  • Dad Surprises Daughter at Soccer Game
  • One million dollars…
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • Why doesn’t this happen?
  • Hard job
  • The thing about stations
  • Baroque Obama
  • That’s how I roll
  • In his last act of terrorism…