• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Allow me to introduce you…
  • This is how donuts are made, right?
  • She’s right…
  • Why sometimes I decide not to post on Facebook…
  • The dreaded “talk”
  • Where’s Wall-E?
  • Arnold and Stallone get shoulder surgeries together
  • When I play the maracas I go, Chick-chicky-boom Chick-chicky-boom…
  • Please stop
  • I must go… my planet needs me
  • Being a lifeguard