• I found a kitty…
  • Catholics Anonymous
  • This is cat…
  • Look at me now…
  • When I hurt my pets…
  • Wanna know how I got these scars?
  • That sums it up…
  • Money doesn’t buy happiness…
  • You have three seconds…
  • Bad luck Leo
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  • That’ll absolve me of any legal issues…