• Every time I look at a math equation…
  • Shut up and take my candy…
  • Stop the spread of minivans
  • I don’t always pose…
  • They would have so much material…
  • Justice is calling me
  • Avada Kedavra
  • When I get a text on a special date…
  • This is what badass looks like
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Horsemaning: The New Planking
  • Bad Respawn