• I learn more from the Internet than I do school…
  • End of semester medals…
  • You’re laughing?
  • Being popular on Facebook…
  • Making popcorn is relative…
  • Never misplace your wallet or keys again
  • We’ll never understand…
  • Captain Jack Sparrow’s Logic
  • Everybody’s weird
  • And a one, and a two…
  • My bed every morning
  • Have trouble sleeping?