• Why you always feel smarter…
  • The most magical of tears…
  • Why I can’t find a job…
  • The Internet needs more baby sea lions…
  • But suddenly…
  • Are you kitten me?
  • Hosting a house party…
  • Loyalty
  • What kind of witchcraft is this?
  • Me on my third day home for Thanksgiving
  • Every action movie ever made…
  • OH CRAP A BRICK