• The safest driver…
  • Weeeeeeeee!
  • Well, that explains it…
  • I’m great in bed
  • Extreme Pizza
  • Have you seen my pills?
  • I’m not saying she’s fat…
  • Just found out vampires don’t show up in pictures
  • Perfect Breaking Bad costume
  • Clever first world solutions
  • Poorly placed plant
  • Inspirational quote