• So I get back to earth…
  • Buy your kid a book they said…
  • That’s the problem with drinking…
  • The best given choice…
  • How life works
  • I’m that type of person…
  • Yep. Sounds about right.
  • Twitter is that you?
  • An F1 car next to the Batmobile
  • Now you’re 20% more manly
  • Sad tree is sad
  • My favorite unit of measurement