• And you wouldn’t listen…
  • Those are some smooth moves you got there…
  • How hot your motherboard and processor is…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • The story of my summer life
  • Spot the difference
  • This guy is doing it right
  • I am not a lucky person
  • Good vibrations
  • Welcome to church
  • Checking-in like a boss