• Allow me to do it for you…
  • How to breastfeed in public, with class…
  • Spooning Explained…
  • Every weekend of my life…
  • Two-face girl
  • Christopher Walken at age 22
  • Frustrating parents
  • Bill Clinton
  • How I would like to die…
  • The most intelligent thing ever said on Toddlers & Tiaras
  • Linkin Park references…
  • Just some guy taking a piss