• Where I should be right now…
  • An elephant painting a tree
  • Hold a piece of cake in the air and take an awesome photograph…
  • Why you shouldn’t visit Australia…
  • How to drive at any speed you want
  • If I ever have a kid…
  • Pretzel Rods
  • Talk into my good ear
  • Advice in case of fire
  • My whole life was a lie…
  • Flirtationship
  • If childhood plans worked out