• Not drunk…
  • Caught cheating…
  • Every time grandma knitted something for me as a kid…
  • When someone calls ‘shotgun’…
  • How I feel about babies…
  • Best dad in the world
  • When someone points at my monitor and touches it…
  • Let me show them to you
  • Atheist family
  • The internet keeps on finding ways to ruin my childhood
  • Bedsheet cat
  • The only thing I ever did with coloured markers