• Scumbag Jelly Beans…
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • Bane never wanted any trouble…
  • You know my favorite brand of rice?
  • I work well with others…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Drinking like a sir
  • What boys and girls want
  • Dane Cook’s revenge
  • Hated for who I am
  • Meanwhile, in Colorado…
  • How to rock, Germany style