• Why didn’t I figure out this earlier?
  • Lovely shirt you’ve got on…
  • Helium Balloons…
  • Do what it takes for those 15 minutes of fame…
  • Mitosis
  • Poor guy just can’t catch a break
  • No, seriously. Promise.
  • Aquaman strikes back
  • Then I guess…
  • Crazy luck
  • Sleeping with pets…
  • This is how most of my friendships work…