• Recession timeline…
  • That’s probably not her phone…
  • No… no…
  • This text sums up the new iPhone update…
  • Quitting Facebook…
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Where do pirates shop?
  • Chinese Mafia
  • She thinks you’re cheating on her
  • Come at me, bro!
  • The way magic works
  • World’s Most Important Phone Call