• Winning an internet argument…
  • Girls deserve guys that can make them smile…
  • Oh, a falling star!
  • McGyver theme song
  • Is that bad?
  • My job sucks…
  • I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • The one weapon that for some reason no one uses…
  • Happy Sousaphone player
  • Not even close
  • If you did this, your childhood was awesome
  • Every time I sweep the floor