• The only James Bond I’ve ever known…
  • My mom speaks only in puns on Facebook…
  • Got me some wine…
  • Every dog in the world…
  • Can’t get up…
  • Nothing rhymes with orange
  • British precision
  • How I slowly destroy my headphones
  • Career alternatives that would have made Mario’s life much easier…
  • Sadly…
  • Together till the end of time
  • The joke writers at Popsicle aren’t even trying anymore