• Is that so?
  • I just read your status…
  • Why I drink coffee when I wake up…
  • I went to that tanning place…
  • Be careful what you wish for, bro…
  • Problem?
  • You better be wary
  • Party animal
  • How they see me in college
  • Unconventional name
  • So how about this weather, huh?
  • Boom! Head shot!