• Why commas are important…
  • I’m afraid to be happy
  • It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!
  • I’m a horse…
  • Old men
  • Hopes
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • Oh watch out, we got a badass over here
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • Brains are awesome
  • If you’re dying…
  • You can stay at my house