• The distance from Earth to the Moon…
  • Can’t deny it…
  • Really bad analogies written by high school students…
  • Unicorn
  • Lost money
  • Girls, did you know…
  • What’s the word?
  • Good news eyes!
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • I could eat a horse
  • A person inside a costume of a person inside a costume
  • Stop saying I’m cute… I’m tough!