• It was the only reasonable thing to do…
  • Laziness has reached new heights…
  • Things I like about coffee…
  • Oh, Google Maps…
  • When you’re old, nothing matters anymore
  • Best birthday present ever
  • Incredible watch design
  • Pac-Man Ukulele
  • The problem with Hollywood filmmaking today
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…
  • My brain hurts…
  • Let me put this egg over here…