• Reserved Parking Spot…
  • How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • I need this piranha plant in my backyard…
  • There should be an extra day…
  • My Franz Are Nothing but Treble
  • Meanwhile in Mexico…
  • Every time I open a pack of gum in class…
  • Every time I add a new friend on Facebook…
  • Also mine
  • My computer doesn’t work!
  • A duckling-fathering dog
  • One Day, Simba, All Of This Will Be Yours