• Reading a new book…
  • Go home Optimus…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Bite Marks…
  • Talk to the hand
  • How much I’ve thought about what I’d do in a disaster
  • New neighbor
  • W…What?!
  • Can I just get dow…NOPE NOPE NOPE!
  • Our baby looks black
  • Modern teenager’s terminology
  • Batmanning