• Life as a T-Rex is hard…
  • Ever been in love?
  • Not just any plant…
  • Seeing out the airplane window…
  • See ya haters, going to the store…
  • Merry Christmas… -Matt Damon
  • Every time I see someone else on Facebook at 3 AM
  • Just got married
  • Is your child annoying?
  • Kurt Cobain is my hero
  • Awkward moment
  • No thanks, I have stuff to do