• String Theory…
  • You’re a genius…
  • Every morning when I have to wake up early…
  • Scumbag University…
  • Getting a boy’s attention…
  • Hold on…
  • My wallet’s current situation…
  • How relationships really work
  • I whip my ears back and forth
  • Me likes what I see…
  • A boatload of marines loading a helicopter mid-flight
  • Fixed that for you