• Every single episode of The Walking Dead…
  • Except my mom…
  • It’s smaller than you…
  • Dat sun…
  • Best security idea I’ve ever heard…
  • Seeing out the airplane window…
  • Oh, jew!
  • Joker Dog
  • A dog involved in business?
  • Every time someone says Barney
  • What do I send?
  • Bond. James Bo—OH F*CK