• Meow so loud…
  • Girls deserve guys that can make them smile…
  • Guns don’t kill people…
  • Received an email late last night addressed to the wrong person…
  • Only one shall prevail…
  • This student looks promising…
  • Today’s special
  • Old guys tell it like it is…
  • This is a tree remover
  • Wait… wut?
  • Problem solved
  • The fridge has spoken