• The Crab Lord…
  • That’s it, you’re going down!
  • I don’t sing in the shower…
  • After you step on your cat’s foot…
  • All he wanted…
  • When it’s cold…
  • Wild Snorlax
  • Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Groceries…
  • Cockblocking 101
  • Reasons I have a beard
  • Megan Fox: what happened to you?