• Are you mocking me?
  • Socks are evil…
  • My cat’s decision-making tree…
  • Girls in the army…
  • The party doesn’t start…
  • So much for new technology…
  • Mr. President…
  • Firefox has crashed…
  • Not bad + badass…
  • “…Am I really dog?”
  • Thanks, FedEx
  • Why I check my voicemail