• That thing is so old…
  • A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Things I hope to say in my lifetime…
  • You know you have bad luck when…
  • It’s Ocean’s 14!
  • Exquisite
  • The moral of the story
  • Is it safe to come out yet?
  • When I make sexy sounds
  • Baby bat
  • Don’t you dare bark at me like that again!
  • Daily chair clock