• You might be awesome…
  • Right in the feelings…
  • The truth hurts…
  • This dog has seen terrible things…
  • I was told I could become anything…
  • You want to know how I got these carbs?
  • Something they told me in fourth grade…
  • Best costume design ever
  • Please return it
  • False advertisement
  • Painful trap
  • Better than no jobs