• When carpenters are geeks…
  • Wintering with style…
  • You can leave my bills right here…
  • Don’t tell me how to eat my food…
  • Thanks, I can hold it…
  • Dear McDonald’s cashier…
  • I should be there soon…maybe
  • Oh, so you have an iPad?
  • Fail snake
  • Wheel of fortune
  • That does beat laser tag
  • Life lessons I learned from The Legend of Zelda