• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Sand vikings love kittens…
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • Birthday Happy
  • In the event of a fire…
  • Kermit in real life
  • Ten Rules for Being Human
  • How people react to my funny comments online…
  • Poor Joseph
  • You have the right
  • Just bought a new bed for my cat