• I am so close…
  • Who actually takes these pictures?
  • What do you listen to?
  • I found your dog…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Tony Nooooooo!
  • Probably the classiest joke ever told
  • It’s hard to be nazi…
  • Employee of the month
  • Either the best or worst toilet paper of all time
  • She never suspects anything
  • Stop saying I’m cute… I’m tough!