• Today was a good day…
  • You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • Gingerbread Walker…
  • Still way better…
  • The logic checks out
  • When the world slips you a Jeffrey…
  • Sarcasm
  • When your friend introduces you to someone and then leaves to take a call…
  • And by sometimes, I mean every time
  • Forever loyal
  • Summertime
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.