• Never trust promotional photography…
  • I didn’t choose it…
  • Just a day at the DMV…
  • Passive Aggressive Hippie…
  • Every time I try to get off the internet…
  • That’s one way to stop litter on campus
  • When someone sings your favorite song…
  • My poor childhood…
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • Taste that rainbow…
  • Aging…
  • Disco who?