• Finally an invention I can use…
  • We’re safe
  • Congratulations…. it’s a peanut!
  • People change…
  • Most hated person on campus…
  • As you wish
  • You’re not a nerd
  • Narnian bathroom
  • Restroom pop-up
  • When I make sexy sounds
  • After the funeral, a Navy Seal’s dog refuses to leave
  • This is what you get when you gather all the water and air of the world into one huge globe