• Turtle slap…
  • If animals made New Year’s resolutions…
  • Dad is stealing from his job…
  • If the Apocalypse is happening make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty…
  • Nobody cleans it faster…
  • My goal in life…
  • Burn calories fast…
  • Wise words from a wise man…
  • So hungry…
  • Do you have a minute…
  • Karma never fails
  • Argh! Nooo! Please don’t kill me mister penguin!