• Whoa, a freaking turtle!
  • Are you a fire detector?
  • Say yes to toads…
  • When my girlfriend is upset…
  • My disturbed sense of humor…
  • Shoe repair
  • Like a Jedi
  • Awesome Valentine’s Day cards
  • No planking!
  • Explaining everything with ballpoint pens
  • Judgmental gorilla
  • Every time…