• I have a weird family…
  • The Princess and the Wookiee…
  • Swimmers know this feeling…
  • Drinking Vodka…
  • Oh, Television…
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Next weekend
  • Me, every Saturday morning
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • I am a big fan of Sarah Palin
  • Balloons
  • Don’t worry, pal.