• Don’t trust anyone…
  • So I went to church today…
  • Appearances can be deceptive
  • Still single…
  • Asians… always smarter
  • The Perfect Bath
  • Mother of gummy bears
  • The size of whales
  • How I feel when I find money in my pants’ pockets
  • If this is Will’s mom…
  • Well damn…
  • LOWL