• Parenting is a terrible job…
  • You’re in trouble mister president…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • There was this girl…
  • Not bad at all
  • Advice about girls…
  • Eat up!
  • Evil floor designer
  • Coolest pool ever
  • Future generations will not know this
  • United we stand
  • Must… stop… looking…