• For the person who has everything…
  • She never wants to sled with me again…
  • Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger…
  • Then I hear ‘peek-a-boo’…
  • Scumbag Old Rose
  • Handcrafted guitar
  • Bonsai Kitten
  • Did somebody say free bananas?
  • Advanced sarcasm
  • Underwater campfire
  • Screw this, I’m not having a bath
  • The definition of “trouble”