• How to get the kids to give you a back massage
  • That eagle is dumb…
  • Am I sexy?
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • The perfect deck
  • Happy parents
  • How I think I look like after I get a haircut
  • What villains do when they’re about to kill the hero…
  • Proof that paper does beat rock
  • What being a third wheel feels like
  • Is this a great country or what?
  • Marilyn Monroe at age 19