• The thief will feel lovely by the end of the day…
  • A clock melted in a fire…
  • I don’t need a job…
  • R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan
  • You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever dated…
  • Mystery Question
  • Consider this a warning
  • Bill Cosby solves the atheist/theist debate
  • A maximum of 4 months
  • “Please continue, I’m listening…”
  • Improper Etiquette when meeting the Queen
  • Taking notes in college