• Never mess with a clever woman…
  • Introspective Pug is hurt…
  • When someone admits I’m right…
  • You’re so beautiful…
  • The 3 words every woman wants to hear…
  • Something they told me in fourth grade…
  • Run Forrest!
  • This laptop just tripled in value
  • Ron Swanson
  • The size of whales
  • Showers
  • Goodbye, cruel world