• Admiral Potato…
  • Every single morning…
  • Nice try, blue…
  • Jimi’s not dead
  • When a woman hears a noise in a movie…
  • The worst type of person…
  • Honestly…
  • Come on, faster!
  • Sheldon, the pig
  • This is how most of my friendships work…
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…
  • What I do after walking into a spider web