• The only way I know to do it…
  • Free Beer
  • Some girls are too complicated…
  • Bro Fist
  • I’m forty…
  • Every weekend…
  • My neighbors went all out this year
  • Baby seal doesn’t know what you’re talking about
  • Never better explained
  • So tired
  • People on Facebook, why do you do this?
  • Reasons why people who work with computers seem to have a lot of spare time