• It always happens to me…
  • Nerds
  • Collecting your dreams…
  • Camels in the desert
  • Jeff Goldblum playing piano for Zooey Deschanel and Jane Lynch
  • Bwainz!
  • OK, so you flip and I push
  • To be or not to be…
  • USA citizens…
  • God I’m so bored!
  • Headline of the year
  • You said we were going to the park, why did you leave?