• Pass me that hard drive…
  • Monkey in the mirror…
  • Jesse
  • Imaginary step
  • Good idea for a tattoo…
  • When your favorite song comes on…
  • I wish this was my life…
  • What makes some people cry…
  • Every time I see a math problem…
  • Sorry Stella, real men drink real beer
  • Laziness level: Michael Bay
  • WHAT? What did I do?